these are real names of kids 6-18, taken from the homeroom lists in the newspaper. i’m sure people would think Robert is a retarded name, but.. i’d like to think it’s a tad.. normal.. compared to these.

there are no typos, i copied them exactly as they appeared in the newspaper.

Aamari
Acacia
Adonis
Ahsha
Aiyonna
Ajanique
Akindele
Alondra
Amahja
Amairany
Amarion
Amujh
Anteneshia
Antonesia
Antwanesia
Appiffany
Aprecious
Argeria
Arleyah
Ashun
Atyana
Audahzia
Autaya
Bakari
Barbie Doll (no shit)
Beatriz
Breeyell
Briceyra
Carnisha
Carolyna
Cashmere
Chaleigh
Cierra
Citlally
Citlaly
Ckira
Corsha
Cyntavea
Daaiynah
Daekwon
Dahshai
Daijah
Daijai
Daiona
Daishawna
Dajea
Dajuan
Dalanda
Dalphinique
Danasia
Daquadra
Daquaesia
Daquan
Daquiana
Daquinn
Darion
Darome
Davante
Daykuan
Dayonna
Dazuan
Deaireo
Deandria
Decoda
Deja
Dejahniya
Dekeyla
Delonte
Demarkis
Demarkus
Demontravis
Deonte
Depriece
Dequan
Derian
Deronquez
Desoray
Destinee
Deveon
Deysi
Diamond
Diavontrei
Diquarius
Dishae
Dlasia
Donjhai
Donquell
Donyai
Dorean
Doriscel
Dormetria
Duard
Dwanna
Dykarion
Dyshera
Dysonique
Dystany
Dytavias
Elexzinner
Elzet
Eniequa
Enoc
Envya
Eufemio
Euneeka
Eureeka
Fantazia
Faunescia
Fenisha
Fortune
Franesha
Ganeryan
Genesis
Geniquia
Glanzer
Honystee
Hydeia
Ikemia
Imiarul
Inasia
Infinite
Infinity
Intreque
Isavel
Iyanna
Iyari
Ja
Jabari
Jacquel
Jadakys
Jadaquis
Jadekia
Jaequan
Jahno
Jahsean
Jaiden
Jaimeze
Jair
Jaiyonna
Jakeema
Jakia
Jamari
Jamarielke
Jamayca
Jaquarius
Jaquilian
Jaquisha
Javon
Javonte
Jayquez
Jayshaun
Jayshawn
Jazmen
Jazmyne
Jenaza
Jeneareria
Jentrey
Jermeak
Jesus
Jethzabel
Jgihon
Jhony
Jikema
Jkevia
Johbriana
Johnikwa
Jomekeia
Jonita
Jonquil
Jordanya
Joszelyne
Jovanny
Jquan
Juantavius
Jykevia
Kadrice
Kaeauna
Kaishawn
Kaliff
Kamoren
Kamya
Kashaun
Kashawn
Katawanna
Katijia
Katraya
Kaywana
Kelsi
Kendedra
Kenyona
Keshawna
Kevi
Keviona
Khadeijah
Khadidra
Khahliya
Khalil
Khyzaha
Kiaira
Kiamoni
Kiante
Kiaria
Kielyke
Kindreona
Kinte
Kirbyanne
Kishawna
Kizoria
Kodesia
Kwanita
Kwatarius
Kwonliyah
Kyiesia
Kyjuan
Kymijah
Kynaisha
Kynisha
Kyreck
Kyreem
Kyriq
Kyshanna
Kysheem
La
Laekwon
Lakajah
Lakeisha
Lakeshia
Lakeyva
Laquisha
Laquitah
Lashanda
Lashaun
Latequa
Latoria
Latyra
Lawanda
Letzy
Lexroy
Litzy
Loreymi
Lovely
Lucianayeli
Maekaya
Mahagony
Majala
Malaija
Marquis
Marquise
Meshelle
Messiah
Midajah
Miquan
Moenisha
Monifah
Moniqueya
Monserrath
Montrena
Morganadon
Myeisha
Mykal
Mykea
Mykelya
Myranda
Naasia
Nafe
Najella
Nakya
Naquasia
Nasmira
Nazier
Nicolishia
Niekia
Nijaia
Nijhel
Nikkopena
Niyasia
Nydesha
Nyesha
Nykedra
Nystajah
Odalis
Olamide
Omesha
Ondrea
Onterion
Orianna
Osiris
Otha
Paradise
Perla
Phanaya
Pilar
Precious
Qeyanna
Quadijah
Quamisha
Quanitra
Quantabian
Quantae
Quantez
Quashan
Quashawn
Quatashikah
Quayshaun
Quayshawn
Quayshun
Queentevia
Quierra
Quilez
Quinsha
Quintaisa
Qumel
Quonaisha
Quonte
Quortasia
Quota
Quozayia
Qwavon
Raekuan
Rahaeem
Rajae
Raquan
Raydarius
Rayekwon
Renikia
Rigoberto
Riquon
Rizq
Ro
Rockne
Roekwon
Rontraqa
S
Sadayha
Saquan
Serenus
Shacora
Shadazia
Shafreda
Shahiem
Shaiquan
Shakayla
Shaliyah
Shaltres
Shamaiya
Shamari
Shameishia
Shamelvia
Shamice
Shaneikqua
Shaneiqua
Shanicqua
Shaniqua
Shaquandra
Shaquilla
Sharpriel
Shazmay
Sheckaira
Shemece
Shontaijah
Shydai
Shyheem
Shyhein
Sibyle
Sion
Son
Starasia
Stardeyja
Starishia
Stepfon
Suaeshawn
Sultan
Taiwan
Taje
Tajmal
Takya
Tamicheal
Tanasia
Tantania
Taonya
Taquanna
Tarahje
Tashauna
Tasheyana
Tayeron
Tayevon
Teasia
Teaspoon
Techia
Tekevia
Tenisha
Tentanaya
Tericka
Thackory
Thesally
Tiandrea
Tiashia
Tieranny
Tiesherah
Tijinil
Tishay
Tkieya
Toneasia
Toneisha
Trajan
Trajuan
Traqui
Trayante
Trazyia
Treasure
Trenaty
Tresean
Treyshaun
Troydeja
Tryquan
Tunnie
Tyasia
Tykarrius
Tykeis
Tykerra
Tylisha
Tymeek
Tyonna
Tyquisha
Tyreef
Tyreik
Tyrieka
Tyshawn
Tysheema
Uche
Uniqua
Unique
Uniququea
Urias
Vahtice
Vellaysha
Viridiana
Vontasia
Wantae
Wisdom
Xzavier
Yahkiel
Yajaria
Yaounde
Yashea
Yesenia
Yessica
Yoli
Yulisa
Zae
Zaemon
Zakeayah
Zakeria
Zakeya
Zakiya
Zakkai
Zamarion
Zamian
Zaniya
Zariah
Zarreya
Zatonee
Zaviona
Zayquyn
Zemonisty
Zhaki
Zhentyria
Zi
Zierra
Zikajah
Ziquarius
Zorriah
Zyaire
Zykeria
Zykia
Zyquandrell